The Great Depression Was a Woman

Think about it, don't most females go through a life crisis when nearing or entering their thirties? They hide their age, obsess about wrinkles and party even harder than a college freshman from Amish country. Therefore, unsurprisingly, the Great Depression began in 1929 and lasted through the mid-1930s. If it were a dude, it would happen when most men have their mid-life crises in 1940-45. If you still don't believe me, ask anyone who lived through it and they'd surely tell you that the G. D. was a b*tch.